Time Warp Trio
Season 1, Episode 03
You Can't Genghis Khan
Air date July 23, 2005
Written by Steve Granat and Cydne Clark
Directed by David SanAngelo
Episode Guide
Tut, Tut


Fred, Joe and Sam travel back to experience life and culture in Mongolia in the 12th century. Their partner in adventure is 9-year-old Temüjin — the future Genghis Khan. Can the boys survive another meal of mutton?


Outer Mongolia, 1170





Genghis Khan (Temijin)


Princess Borta

Temijim's Father

Tercatie's Henchmen


Mad Jack (cameo)


Joe: "So the lesson is, if you mix the menu and the Book together you'll become a barbecue meal."

Sam: "Guys! When Tarkiti said khan it hit me. When Temüjin is older, he'll get a new title, Genghis Khan!"

Historical FiguresEdit

Genghis Khan (Temijin)

Trivia Edit

  • Joe can talk in an high voice. So high that he can sound like a girl.
  • A book version of this episode (not from the original book series) was made.
  • This marks the first episode where Sam is seen without his glasses; when the mist flows out and he falls, his glasses fall off.
  • We learn that Sam is allergic to sheep wool.
  • In The Daily Warper, we learn that Fred is a horrible singer.
  • Mad Jack is seen in Temujin's yurt, serving a drink, which is presumably kumiss.
Time Warp Trio episodes
The Not-So-Jolly Roger | 2105 | You Can't, But Genghis Khan | Tut, Tut | Sam Samurai | See You Later, Gladiator | Lewis and Clark...and Jodie, Freddi, and Samantha | Viking It and Liking It | Hey Kid, Want to Buy a Bridge? | Me Oh Maya | The Good, the Bad, and the Goofy | Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba | The Seven Blunders of the World | Jinga All the Way | Birdman or Birdbrain? | Dude, Where's My Karma? | My Big Fat Greek Olympics | Wushu Were Here | What's So Great About Peter? | The Caveman Catastrophe | Nightmare on Joe's Street | Breaking the Codex | Break an Egg | The High and the Flighty | Harem Scare'em | Plaid to the Bone